-steam hisses- -crunch- -grunting noises- -more crunching- the
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presents Tail… Ears… You look so much like a cat, it's crazy! -giggles- Yeah! Who knew? So easy! Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, now you're gonna learn how to ACT like a CAT. -meow- I'm gonna throw some situations at you, and you're just gonna react like a cat. Gotcha! -ding- Fetch! Yeah!
Go get it! No! Fetching is for dopes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You're above that. -ding- -scream- -oof- -scream- -double oof- Cats land on their feet. Really? How do they–? Aah–! -thud- -gasp- H- Yes! I did it! Nice work.
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y o u r s e l f . You gotta. The fact of life. Absolutely not. Never gonna happen. Guys, I found treats! Oww, Mel… Up! And tail in the face! Okay, push your butt to the cup!
-laughs- Walk on keyboard! -typing noises- There you go! Coffee on computer and down! Nice. Yes! You got it! -chirps- You're as close to a cat, as a dog can get.
He he! 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝟐 Eat Sweet Pea. What? -chirps- Cats eat birds. You seriously gon' make her eat Sweet Pea? -whispering- Oh, no no no, of course not, I'm just- -gasps- Ukley! Did you- No! Blegh!
That's a bad dog–! Bad catdog! -angry chirps- Ough! Sorry. What yo' about to hear, is the most dramatic thing you ever heard in yo' whole life! the
trailer Excuse me, do any of you know Captain Snowball? Y- uh, ye- yes, yes we do! Aaand here we go.
My name is Daisy and I really gotta talk to him. I don't mean to sound dramatic… … but a poor defenseless animal needs saving. -roar- I need Captain Snowball for, -whispering-
Top secret rescue. All right, I gotta go, but nice meeting you, uh- what was it again? Okay, you don't listen, it's Daisy. Whatever. Okay, I- I got to get to do to get stuff to do things…
Tada! :3 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 -foom- -grunting noises- -poomph- It's Snow-time baby! Aah! Wah! Uhh, is he okay? Not in any way, no. welcoming
as Daisy -deeper voice-
Hello, citizens! Who is that? Hm-mm-mm! I'm Captain Snowball! Let's free that tiger! Or die trying.
Well I mean, I mean, we might!
Umm… Probably you, huh? You're wearing the bright suit. Everyone's gonna notice you, I'll be fine. -brushing noises- The
trailer -heroic music- -grunting noises- -poomph- Ears up! -roars- -sniffs and grunts- Good morning, New York City! -singing- (off-screen) Snowball!
-music and singing die down- What are you doing? What's it look like I'm doing? I'm doing superhero stuff! -mimics taser sounds and laughs- -heroic music continues- I'm calling this meeting of the superhero animal friends to order.
(off-screen) Come on Molly time to go. Oh, I'm gonna be late for school! Captain Snowball you're in charge while I'm gone!
-muah- -door slams shut- First of all, I want to welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine. …who was put in there with a red blanket and henceforth will be known as Pink Thunder. Personally, I like the new look. -clicks- -yawns and growls- Oh! Ahhh! *phoof* The
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-plop- -meow- -poking noises- -prolonged screech-
-groans again- -grumbling noises- -retches- Ah! No no no no no no no! No! -retches- -plop- -sighs-
-meows- Express yourself! -woof- Chloe, why is there a lampshade on your head? My owner might have given me a little bit of catnip. Ha ha ha! Oh ok, gotcha, that's great, uh…
Do you hear that? -purrs-
Chloe you're purring. Oh, I wonder what other sounds I can make? -gasp- -weird purring noises- Are you finished?
-bird noise- -door opens- Hi, I'm home! The
trailer Hey Maxy, let's say we go for a walk! -panting- Ahhh, I gotta admit, this is nice. I…don't…wanna…go…to the vet! The vet? No! No, no, no!
(Katie) Let's go, buddy! (Max) You tricked me! -calm office music- -whistle- First time here?
Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business. You're gonna love him. He specializes in behavioral disorders! But I don't have a behavioral disorder. -stammers-
Yeah I'm fine, too. -snickers- It's my human that's nuts. I mean, you know, I I bring it a dead bird — she throws it out. -laughs- I bring her a dead mouse — right in the garbage! Is nothing I do good enough for you, mother?!
-meows and shrieks- Okay… I run and I run and I run and I run and I get out and I've gone nowhere.
-jiggles cage- My owner always says "You're such a good dog!" And I feel like a good dog. But…what if deep down I'm a bad dog? What if I'm a bad dog?! -chuckles- We start fires! -screams-
-gnawing sounds stop- That was weird.
Oh sister, it's gonna get way weirder. -music resumes-
-woof- -outro music-.