(dramatic music) (upbeat music) ♪ Sometimes when you're
feeling low and the ♪ ♪ The world starts to get you ♪ ♪ Just remember your friends ♪ ♪ To help make it through ♪ ♪ Learn what it means to be a true team ♪ ♪ I won't let you down,
I'll follow your lead ♪ ♪ We'll face any problem
that come our way ♪ ♪ We're stronger together
we'll never betray ♪ ♪ Shatter Squad, we'll be BFFs forever ♪ ♪ Shatter Squad, we're ready
for our next endeavor ♪ ♪ You've got me, you've got me ♪ ♪ I've got you ♪ ♪ And together we are better ♪ ♪ Here with Red vs Blue ♪ ♪ Shatter Squad ♪ – We've called you here today to discuss something very important. – Some might say it's the
most important decision Shatter Squad will ever make. – Shatter Squad needs a pet. – What? – You know, like a firehouse dog. – Or a cat. – Absolutely not. – A dog could be nice. – That's two votes for a dog, guys. – We're not voting. – I could build a little dog house for it, teach it to fetch. – Yes, Axel, exactly. – He could be a basketball star. We could name him Scout. He would have one brown
eye and one green eye.
– Yeah, okay, we're getting a
little too specific now, okay. – I vote cat. – Hi, where'd you come from? – They have knives for hands. – And their purs lower
your blood pressure. – That's three votes for cat. – No, no, no, you don't each get a vote. – [Both] Why not? – Because you're the same person. – [Both] Excuse me. – We're getting a dog. – We're not getting a dog. – Or-
– Or a cat. We tried this before and
it ended poorly, remember? – Hey, we agreed not to
talk about Mr. Bubbles. You know that's a very
sensitive topic for Tiny. – I went on vacation for one week, one week.
– I tried my best! – It was a very tasteful burial. – [Tiny] You're a monster. – Oh no. – Not a single toilet involved. – [Tiny] The disrespect. – This is exactly what I mean.
You're not responsible
enough to have a pet. You can't even take care of your weapons. – Excuse me, I fed and watered my weapon every day this week. – West, we can do this. We risk our lives every day. I'm sure we can handle this. – You want a pet? This is your new pet. Enjoy, end of discussion. Can't even get them to unload
the dishwasher properly. They're gonna clean out
a litter box (scoffs)? – I didn't even get to the
slide about the outfits. We were gonna have matching hats. – I'm sorry guys, maybe next time.
You know West, he'll
come around eventually. – We'll try again. We just have to re-strategize. Maybe we just have to find some
cute pictures of like dogs, and just leave them around or something. I don't know. – [Woman] Yeah, I'm sure
that'll convince him. (cat meowing) – Whoa, you have a, what, how, hang on. Does West know? – Of course not. I found it's best not
to ask for permission. – Right, ask for
forgiveness not permission. – Oh, I definitely don't
ask for that either. – We just met, but I already love you. – Good luck with all that. – That's it, we're getting a dog, Ray. Oh, just you wait. – Was a kitten wearing
suspenders really so much to ask? Dang. (shutter clicking) (cat meowing) (upbeat music).