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OF BAGGAGE SURROUNDING ITS BRITISH MONARCHY AND IT HAS A LOT OF PEOPLE ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT ITS FUTURE. SHOULD IT CONTINUE. SHOULD THEY MAKE TED LASSO THE QUEEN, YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT SURPRISE YOU. SHOULD BRITISH TAXPAYERS HAVE TO CONTINUE FUNDING THE ROYAL FAMILY OR SHOULD THEY JUST PRIVATIZE IT? THE CRYPTO.COM KING OF ENGLAND. EITHER WAY IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF WORK TO SHAPE THE MONARCHY INTO SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE CAN GET BEHIND. >> BASED ON HIS FIRST WEEK IN POWER, LOOKS LIKE KING CHARLES ISN'T THE GUY TO DO IT. >> WE BEGIN WITH KING CHARLES AND HIS PROBLEMS WITH PENS. >> HIS REIGN TO THIS POINT HAS BEEN MARKED BY PEN PROBLEMS. THE LATEST WAS IN NORTHERN IRELAND WHERE HE WROTE THE WRONG DATE ON A DOCUMENT AND THEN THE PEN STARTED LEAKING. >> OH– . >> AND THAT TROUBLE CAME JUST DAYS AFTER CHARLES APPEARED TO GET ANGRY WHEN THERE WERE TOO MANY PENS ON A DESK HE WAS USING URGE ENTSLY TELLING AN AIDE TO GET RID OF THEM. >> Trevor: WAIT, WAIT. I'M SORRY.

WHAT THE HELL– DID YOU SEE THAT THING, DID HE LIKE– HE IS ALSO ITS RULER OF AN ANIMAL– AND BY THE WAY, I LOVE HOW CHARLES SAYS THE PENS LEAK ON HIM ALL THE TIME. THIS BLOODY THING. YOU LITERALLY THE KING OF ENGLAND. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PENS, GET DIFFERENT PENCE. I'M NOT AN EXPERT IN THE MONARCHY BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THE HIERARCHY DOESN'T GO PRINCE WILLIAMS, KING CHARLES AND THE GUY WHO I BOOS THE PENS, THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES. GET A NEW PEN. I WILL SAY, I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR HIM, I DO, BECAUSE IN THE OLD DAYS THE KING WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD THESE ISSUES. THERE WOULD BE NO LEAKING PENS. NO, ALSO THE KING WOULD NEVER GETS CORRECTED AFTER WRITING THE WRONG DATE, THAT JUST WOULD HAVE BEEN THE NEW DATE. YEAH. THE KING WOULD JUST BE LIKE SLAL ENTIEN'S DAY IS THE 159, RIGHT. >> YES, OF COURSE, MY LORD, OF COURSE MY LORD, CANCEL YOUR DINNER, EVERYBODY.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE GOING TO PROPOSE. JUST CANCEL T CANCEL IT. NOW LOOK, MAYBE KING CHARLES IS JUST STRESSED OUT RIGHT NOW. MAYBE THAT IS WHY THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE BECOMING KING IS A LOT OF PRESSURE. I MEAN LIKE THERE ARE 15 DIFFERENT FORKS TO MEMORIZE AND YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THAT CROWN ON, THAT'S NOT COMFORTABLE. BUT IF YOU PAID ATTENTION TO KING CHARLES BACK DURING HIS DAYS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT THIS IS PRETTY MUCH HOW HE'S ALWAYS BEEN. >> HAS GROWN UP IN SUCH A PRIVILEGED LIFE NOW THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE MECHANICS TO CHOOSE FOR HIMSELF ANY MORE.

EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE, HIS PAJAMAS ARE PRESSED EVERY MORNING, HIS SHOELACES ARE PRESSED FLAT WITH AN IRON, THE WATER TEMPERATURES HAS TO BE JUST TEP I HAD AND ONLY HALF FULL. PRINCE CHARLES DOES HAVE HIS VALET SQUEEZE 1 INCH OF TOOTHPASTE ON TO HIS TOOTHBRUSH EVERY MORNING. >> IF ANYONE GETS ANYTHING WRONG, EVERYBODY IS SCOLDED. ON ONE OCCASION HE RANG ME FROM HIS LIBRARY AND HE SAID OH, PAUL, A LETTER FROM THE QUEEN SEEMS TO HAVE FALLEN INTO MY WASTE PAPER BIN, WOULD YOU PICK IT OUT.

THE WASTE PAPER BIN WAS THERE. HE WAS SAT THERE, I HAD TO BEND DOWN INTO THE PAPER BEN, PICK OUT THE LETTER, PUT IT BACK ON HIS DESK. WILL THAT BE ALL YOUR HIGHNESS. >> Trevor: YOUR WHAT? >> THIS GUY HAD TO BEND DOWN AND PICK SOMETHING UP FOR CHARLES, FOR HIM, LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT KINGS HAD THO PULL SWORDS OUT OF STONES, THIS GUY CAN'T PULL HIS DICK OUT OF HIS OWN PANTS.

PERCY, I NEED ASSISTANCE, WELL, CANCER– CANCEL YOUR DINNER, I NEED TO PEE. >> Trevor: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS TELLS YOU, THIS STORY ABOUT CHARLES, IS THAT ONE, THE ROYALS HAVE BEEN REALLY ROYALLY SPOILT. AND TWO I CAN TELL YOU THAT NOBODY WHO, WITHOUTS IN THAT PALACE IS AFRICAN. BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU NOW F THERE WAS ONE AFRICAN MOM WHO WORKED IN THAT PALACE, YOU TRY AND PULL THAT. YOU TRY AND PULL THAT. JUST BE OVER THERE, JUST BE LIKE YOU CAN COME AND PICK THIS UP FOR ME, AND SHE WILL BE LIKE ARE YOU TELLING ME TO PICK UP– I AM– THERE IS ONLY ONE KING, AND THAT IS JESUS, HUH? THERE IS ONLY ONE KING IN THIS WORLD, AND THAT IS JESUS. YOU PICK UP THAT PAPER. YOU PICK UP THAT PAPER NOW, CHARLES. LOOK, INSTEAD OF GETTING ANGRY MAYBE WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE ROYALS AREN'T ORDINARY PEOPLE. THEY ARE LIKE STRANGE CREATURES YOU NEED TO OBSERVE FROM A DISTANCE TO UNDERSTAND THAT. IS PROBABLY WHY DAVID ATTENBOROUGH HAS TEAMED UP WITH THE BBC ONCE AGAIN FOR A NEW KIND OF NATURE SHOW.

>> HERE WE HAVE A RARE SIGHTING OF A SILVER HAIRED– WHO HAS JUST BEEN MADE LEADER OF HIS ISLAND KINGDOM, HE IS THE ALPHA NOW, AND IS HE NOT AFRAID TO DISPLAY. THE REST OF THE TRIBE WATCHES AS THE ALPHA PERFORMS A CEREMONIAL TASK, THE RITUALISTIC MARKING OF HIS TERRITORY ON AN INCREDIBLY LARGE PIECE OF PAPER. BUT WAIT, CHARLES IS DISPLEASED, A TUS EL OVER THE POSITIONING OF A PEN. HE BEARS HIS TEETH IN AN ATTEMPT TO INTIMIDATE. A MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENTS. YOUR NEW RULER ISN'T [BLEEP].

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