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Here’s the #1 thing guys confess… to their DOGS! | Family Feud

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POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. TO CLEAR HIS CONSCIENCE, WHAT MIGHT A MAN CONFESS TO HIS DOG BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT WON'T TELL ANYONE? NANCY: THAT HE'S A CHEATER. STEVE: THAT HE'S A CHEATER. NANCY: YEAH! STEVE: PASS OR PLAY? NANCY: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: LET'S GO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, SO FAMILY, JUST SO I DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS WHOLE THING, I'M GONNA LEAVE OFF THE PART THAT SAYS "TO CLEAR HIS CONSCIENCE." ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS WHAT MIGHT A MAN CONFESS TO HIS DOG 'CAUSE HE KNOWS IT WON'T TELL ANYONE? THAT'S FAIR? OK, GOOD. MOLLY. MOLLY: HI, STEVE. STEVE: WHAT DO YOU DO? MOLLY: I'M IN SALES. I HELP… [LAUGHTER] STEVE: OBVIOUSLY YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME. OK, SO… WHAT MIGHT A MAN CONFESS TO HIS DOG BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT WON'T TELL ANYONE? MOLLY: THAT HE STOLE SOMETHING. STEVE: HE STOLE SOMETHING. [BUZZER] JOSH, BABY, WHAT MIGHT A MAN CONFESS TO HIS DOG 'CAUSE HE KNOWS IT WON'T TELL ANYONE? JOSH: I'M GONNA TELL THAT DOG I LOST MY JOB.

STEVE: I LOST MY JOB. [BUZZER] ALL RIGHT, NICK, TWO STRIKES. YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL. FLOWERS CAN STEAL. WHAT MIGHT A MAN CONFESS TO HIS DOG 'CAUSE HE KNOWS IT WON'T TELL ANYONE? NICK: THAT HE KILLED SOMEONE. JOEY: GOOD ANSWER. NICK: I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I'M JUST ANSWERING THE QUESTION. STEVE: OK. NICK: AND I HAVE TWO CATS. I DON'T HAVE A DOG, SO I WOULDN'T TELL A DOG THAT. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: HE KILLED SOMEBODY WITH THE CATS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NICK: COME ON, JOEY. COME ON, JOEY.

STEVE: WHAT MIGHT A MAN CONFESS TO HIS DOG 'CAUSE HE KNOWS IT WON'T TELL ANYONE? JOEY: I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND, BUT I'M GONNA SAY HOMOSEXUAL. NICK: ALL RIGHT! GREAT ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YOU DON'T THINK THE DOG BEEN NOTICING WHO'S COMING OVER? [LAUGHTER] YOU LEAN OVER AND TELL YOUR DOG, "EXCUSE ME, I'M GAY." THE DOG GO, "OH, I KNOW." HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL. [BUZZER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHAT MIGHT A MAN CONFESS TO HIS DOG 'CAUSE HE KNOWS IT WON'T TELL ANYONE? REGGIE: STEVE, WE'RE GONNA GO WITH HATES HIS FAMILY. STEVE: HE HATES HIS FAMILY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 5. AUDIENCE: HAVE POO/PEE ISSUES. STEVE: 4. AUDIENCE: I JUST FARTED. STEVE: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL A DOG THAT. 3. AUDIENCE: I'M SAD..

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