Where are the other two? Stratton and Schoenstein? We looked everywhere, sir, but…
Never mind. It doesn't matter. You gentlemen seen
your midterm grades yet? – Oh, they're not posted yet, sir.
– I've seen them. Mr. Kroger,
two C's, two D's and an "F." That's a 1.2 grade average.
Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top
of the Delta pledge class.
– Mr. Dorfman.
– Hello. Zero point two. Fat, drunk and stupid
is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover,
president of Delta House. One point six.
Four C's and an "F." <i>A fine example you set.</i> Daniel Simpson Day…
has no grade point average. <i>All courses incomplete.</i> Mr. Blu… Mr. Blutarsky. Zero point zero. I want you to tell Mr. Stratton
and Mr. Schoenstein… exactly what I'm
about to tell you now. – What's that, sir?
– You're out. Finished at Faber. Expelled. I want you off
this campus at 9:00 Monday morning. And I'm sure
you'll be happy to know… that I have notified
your local draft boards… and told them
that you are now all… all eligible
for military service. Well? Well? [Gasping] – Out with it.
– [Retching] <i>[Liquid Splashing]</i>.