Gregg, what is the worst fraternity
on this campus? That would be hard to say, sir. They're
each outstanding in their own way. Cut the horse shit, son. I got
their disciplinary files right here. Who dumped a whole truckload of Fizzies
into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school
cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween,
the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. You're talking about Delta, sir. Of course I'm talking about Delta,
you twerp! This year, it's gonna be different. This year, we're going to grab
the bull by the balls… and kick those punks off campus. What do you intend to do, sir?
Delta's already on probation. They are?
<i>Yes, sir.</i> Oh. Then as of this moment,
they're on double secret probation.
Double secret probation, sir? There is a little-known codicil
in the Faber College constitution… which gives the dean
unlimited power to preserve order… in time of campus emergency. <i>Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.</i> You live next door. Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky
little shit, just like you, right? The time has come
for someone to put his foot down…
and that foot is me..